Pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!

John Green
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There are many different opinions about this quote. Some people believe that the minivan caused him to give up his dream of becoming a professional basketball player. Others believe that he is simply complaining about the car as a useless piece of junk. In my opinion, this quote makes it clear that he was not happy with the car and had no plans of ever driving it again.

Source: Paper Towns

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